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Pixel Punch
03:37
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PIXEL PUNCH
Pixel punch you in the twat
Pixel punch your balloon knot
Pixel poke out both your eyes
Ultra lo-fi orifi
Pixel punch you in the dick
With a pixelated 8-bit fist
Pixel punch your baby maker
Voltage controlled ovulator
Pixel punch
Pixel punch
We’re coming for all you hi-res cunts
With a retro-gaming granulating pixel punch
Pixel punch you in the willy
Pixel punch your left achilles
Pixel punch ‘cause we know karate
With graphics that are jagged and blocky
Pixel punch
Pixel punch
A square wave strike straight to the junk
With a retro-gaming granulating pixel punch
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The Ballad of Jacob Lee
04:00
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THE BALLAD OF JACOB LEE
Now gather ‘round
For the tale of the greatest that ever was
It’s the story of Jacob Lee
SMASH IT ON THE CABINET
One day a young man found a secret alley
With a secret arcade where he won World Rally
And he beat Mortal Kombat and Killer Instinct
“I've got a special game for you,” the owner said with a wink
“Inside of it's the ghost of Jacob lee
The greatest arcadist since 1983”
The ghost jumped out of the game and said, “I'm not what I seem. In-
Stead of a spirit
I'm a soul collecting demon”
You know it's Jacob Lee
From 1983
“Now we fight for your soul,”
Said the electric devil
“In my video realm
On a hidden level
Where you will fail
Because I always win
I'll add your name to hi-score list of the souls trapped within”
They played Asteroids and Blasteroids and Hardcore Pong
Then he realized that he had the magic all along
With a half circle back,
He tossed a hadouken
The demon didn't block in time and then the curse was broken
YEAH
Hardcore Pong in the place to be
Comin’ from Sydney, Australia
And Chicago, Illinois
Brought to you by Danny Paul by way of Florida
We’re takin’ on the champion
SMASH IT ON THE CABINET
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3. |
Bad Dudes
04:04
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BAD DUDES
The president's been kidnapped by ninjascillators
A rescue plan is postulated
We're gonna curb stomp all the crime in the city
Using two mean men connected by MIDI
Are you a bad enough dude to cut off the resonance?
Malformed macro-malevolence
Are you a bad enough dude to cut off the resonance?
Attack the decay
Release the president
So here's the new deal from these two bad dudes
We encourage you to eat less processed foods
'Cause when your large intestine receives enough roughage
Then you'll really know what rough and tough is
Critical hits on the 8-bit blitz
Critical hits on the 8-bit blitz
Critical shits keep you physically fit
You only get one colon, take good care of it
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4. |
Let's Ride
03:23
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LET'S RIDE
You can’t imprison
These organisms
In a cage made of ice
You are the vector
For our infection
With your DNA spliced
Bid humanity a fond farewell
When we flee this antarctic jail cell
And split your head like a vice
You’re the way out
A bio-escape route
It’s time for us
To make an exodus
Let’s
Ride
This is the rise of the parasites
Go
Hard
Time to bust out of the carbonite
We will succeed
In breaking free
Of your feeble containment
And interweave
Your society
With our doppelgangers
We promise that no one will miss you
When you’re copied right down to the tissue
Subcellular rearrangement
Let's ride
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5. |
Code-thulhu
03:50
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CODE-THULHU
Resolution so low, it’s at the bottom of the sea
It’s where i rock the mic eponymously
Insanity.exe, call me Code-thulu
I program the thoughts into you
Code-thulhu
Time to resurface
Connect the circuits
The dead language of machines
Provides the base class for digital dreams
I render graphics non-Euclidean
Zeros and ones carved in obsidian
Orienting objects from outer space
Screens illuminate the tentacled face
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6. |
Excitebyte
03:07
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EXCITEBYTE
Time to get it on with Hardcore Pong
Revving up from the other side of the monitor
Touching terabits on the tachometer
Forget the city streets, we got laser beams
‘Cause we’re taking the race to the data stream
Breathe
And
Begin
These
Hands
Plug in
Re-start
Re-skin
Retroactive acolyte
Excitebyte
Break the sound barrier by the second lap
And victory is vector-mapped
Overclock the overdrive, we’re on the attack
‘Cause Hardcore Pong always carves up the track
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Hexadecimal Hero
03:57
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HEXADECIMAL HERO
Hexadecimal hero puts a hex on you
Fighting cybercrime on the astral plane
The digital wizard with the analogue brain
Mystical monochrome super heroics
Chicago’s on the scene, just in case you didn’t know it
The hexadecimal hero puts a hex on you
Extra sexy apoplexy through voodoo
In cyberspace, he finds his nemesis
It’s an undead Sega Genesis
A mighty mathmagical battle occurs
With incantations and integers
HARDCORE PONG
Defending data on the intertubes
With two dimensional cosmic cubes
And insane arcane algorithms
8-bit alchemy in the central system
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8. |
Bleeding Heart
03:31
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BLEEDING HEART
Wetware hub
Fiberoptic nerves
Call me your sever
'Cause I live to serve
A costless, lossless
Player purveyor
Open up my veins on the securities layer
This information's infrastructure's cardiovascular
You siphon system like a digital Dracula
I can't combat all the adversaries
With bugs built into the capillaries
Bleeding heart
Send out a message
Bleeding heart
'Cause this data is cursed
Bleeding heart
With razor-sharp edges
Bleeding heart
Cause a cardiac burst
When the inside intel
Is compromised
The retro-retro-retro-retro revolution will re-arise
Private keys pilfered and
Passwords plundered
We procure the planet with 2600s
Your firewall failed
Open to attacks and
BOOM BOOM
We ingest the info 'cause we roll with Pac-Man
Dodging data leaks
With the deftness of Frogger
Your SSL don't work so well
'Cause I made it a key logger
Re-start
Reach out
Receive a message
Decrypted data drip
With the secrets in the edges
Message message message message
RESTART, GO
Bleeding heart
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9. |
It’s a Grim Life
04:14
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IT'S A GRIM LIFE
One Saturday night
I went down to the morgue
Couldn't get any service
From two guys who looked bored
I couldn't understand just how this pair got employed
'Cause they were two skeletons playing Paperboy
One said, "Hey, there you are on the screen. How do you deal with the fame?"
The other said, "Reapin' is a super tough gig. It's not like it is in the video games."
You're listening to Reaper Radio
That was "Absolutely Fear the Reaper" by Black Oyster Cult,
Followed by "Definitely Pay the Ferryman" by Chris De Mise
Special message from the top to all the grim reapers out there on the clock
Be sure to put the new cover sheet on all your Terminal Participant Selection reports
Your final daily grind is when we clock in
'Cause we reap what you sow with no stock options
With a seraphim scythe
It's a grim life
File this
Stamp that
The blood is in the red
And the hood is in the black
With a seraphim scythe
It's a grim life
Malcolm redefines the phrase "death and taxes"
Paves the way to the grave with bureaucratic actions
He'd the overpaid, undead, afterlife official
Boney hands signing papers and writing initials
Such are the tribulations of Hack & Slash
The duo of doom, red tape, and corporate backlash
You're back with Reaper Radio
A new message from on high to all employees
All decapitants must be processed with form 666 under sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-subsection H
In other newsHEY WHAT'REAAAHHHrrggh
This is Hack & Slash
We control the radio now
Furthermore, all music will be DARK ANGELspit
gothSICLES
and HARDCORE PONG
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15 Seconds of Flame
03:44
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15 SECONDS OF FLAME
Gimme data
Gimme drugs
Gimme E.T. video games
Gimme power
Level up
Gimme 15 seconds
15 seconds of flame
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Hardcore Pong Los Angeles, California
Angelspit and The Gothsicles team up to bring you HARDCORE PONG – a ten track album with four remixes and an emphasis on
psychotic, fun club tracks with crazed lyrics about 80s movies and Atari 2600 video games.
PLAY AGAIN? Hit Continue with “RE:MATCH”!
Bonus remix content from ANTONYM, CONTRICKER, CELL ZERO, DIRTYBASSCORE, SPERMBLASTER and PSYENCE FICTION!
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